WHICKLE: An ornery offender that offsets oil in oodles by opening its orifice and, bountifully, the bug boozes on the broth. This beastie is the basis for the believed brisk “burning” of crude in cars and contrivances. Commonly, it is the creature, not cab nor conveyance, that is the concrete cause of the chemical’s continuous consumption. Ⓦ

WHO’S WHO BUG: Insects that invariably intrude instinctively on individuals regardless of any ready repellent nor resistance to their raids. These flies frequently find their food, and freedom from their flight is forever futile. Hiding is hopeless, as these homewreckers hurdle any hat, hammock, housing, heat, or hammer so heroically handled and/or hastily hurled. However, these heels home onto those hoping into headwaters howling, “Who, who.” The horrors hasten and hold to the hairs on their heads. Dully, the divers depart downward, drowning the dizzy devils in diminutive deluge. Ⓦ

HAIRY-LEGGED STUKA PARROT: A pesky parrot with poor peripheral perception. In the past, it proceeded to pull plumes from its promenading parts to prepare its pad and protect it from poachers. The extinct entity, in an earlier era, ejected its eggs erratically, as the ebbing of its eyesight ensued erroneous errors. In minutes the majority mostly missed their mark. They headed not for its hideaway in the hills; however, hit the heads of hikers or hunters. The heavy hair of the humans it hilarious held as its home. The bird is believed to be a bygone beast, because its busted batches barred any birth of its brood. Ⓦ

WILL-AM-ALONE: A lurking lunk that lifts leftovers from the little less than lethal lichens and lathers the leavings onto loggers, as they lay latent and lethargic into the latter lateness. The entity easily embeds this essential element into the ears and eyelids of these everymen. Seemingly, the sleepers seldom see nor suspect that a squirrely scoundrel is setting in substance, stolen from psychotropic spores, sparing no sorry soul. The dubious dozers do drift into dreams of delirious description due to the dreadful droplets. Regularly, the rugged roughs rise from resting and readily regret it. For the fellers finally feel the full fallout of the “fairy flour,” as false fantasies fill the frame. It is interesting to indicate that it is inebriated individuals that are invariably influenced with increasing intensity.

TURKEY SNAKE: A telltale twister that talks Turkey. This copycat correctly correlates its call to the correspondingly christened creature. With infernal intentions, the insatiable imitator invites the interloper. The snake then stabs the sorry sot with a spur situated at its stump. Basically, bringing bitter blows to the beast; binding it with a binary batch of biters. Ⓦ

CEMENT WORMS [ROCK WORMS]: Continuously, these creepy crawlers carelessly crumble the cement surroundings of sidewalks and structures of the sort. The handiwork of these hearty hollowers are hinted, highly, by the holes they hew in hard hulls. Ⓦ

BEAST OF 'BUSCO [OSCAR]: A bizarre behemoth, the Beast of Busco is a being that belittles a buffalo or black bear in bigness. The creature comes from Churubusco and is a colossus of the class Chelydridae. This titanic turtle is a time-tested treasure of the titular township. Ⓦ