Hence, finding a little time between the now and the later and wishing to be productive in a time too short to really do anything, here are a few thoughts. Though to clarify, this is not to construe that any such thoughts are like gems of inestimable value. For that sort of thinking only comes in a great once and awhile and only after significant caffeine. Now, I have the displeasure to inform you that this is not the case in the now regardless of time in all its complexity. So, to recap, nothing said here and now will amount to very much. In fact, what is being relayed to you at present is of so little value that I dare say you rather would be better off not reading it at all. But you are, and here I go.
On pondering life's great questions and the multifarious mysteries that plague the universe, answer me this! If the invisible man were to receive a blood transfusion, colonoscopy, enema, unfortunate case of swallowed keys, &c. or some such circumstance wherein a foreign object or liquid is to pass through the body is such visible to outside observers? And if such would be the case, as this scenario posits, then would it not be reasonable to assume that in setting out in random places across a vast area a great many cookies, corn dogs, fish-rat sandwiches, or some such delicacy irresistible to anyone invisible or otherwise, each filled with a phosphoric substance, would make the inner linings of an invisible one visible? Furthermore, in doing so, would such not prove a much more sufficient remedy to catch a cloaked master criminal then the one put forward by H.G. Welles in his 1897 novel of the same? —You know what. Don't answer that.
Please disregard,
Lenwood S. Sharpe, Director
Lumberwoods, Unnatural History Museum
Parts Unknown, The Woods, U.S.A.
Lenwood S. Sharpe, Director
Lumberwoods, Unnatural History Museum
Parts Unknown, The Woods, U.S.A.
