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SQUIDGICUM-SQUEE: A bewildering and bashful brute that if spotted suddenly swallows up an awesome allowance of air engulfing itself an instant. This is a particular practice that this peculiarity produces to simply spare some shame of someone sighting it. For this curious critter is an ever so elusive entity. Ⓢ
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CROSS-EYED CRUD: A monstrous miscreation of the Missouri, the respective river not the southward state. Ⓡ
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BEDCAT: Bedcats are bed bugs by birth brought up in the blistful boscages beside the wooded and wonderful winter work locales of the lively, lyrical, loquacious lumberjack. Taking to the taste of thriving things, they began to bite at the bountiful blood of bobcats. It was then these infinitesimal insects increased and forever following flourished. However, having hearty helpings of the same substance for a several spans, subsequently, they suffered a serious and strange side-effect. The little louses lamentably attained the attributes of the animals they ate. They came to be covered in a corresponding coat and grew greater by any good guess. Erelong, ears extended, whiskers were worn, then tails turned up! Inevitably, the insects invariably imitated the exact entities they had an eagerness for eating. By and by, bonafide bobcats they had become! The animals are almost alike in their altogether anatomy apart from added appendages. For the fearsome four feet of the former are further connected with a couple in combination. The creature currently sporting a savage sum of six for serious strolling. Ⓦ
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WUNK: A wonderful and worrisome wild-willy what with heavy hands hollows a hideaway into the expansive earth. The entity then erases the evidence of its entry into this element by collapsing the chasm it created. Ⓢ
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RUBBERADO: Verily, a veritable varmint to view, the rubberado right may be regarded for a run-of-the-mill balky backhand basketball or some such sport's stock if not for the facial features fastened onto its stupendous spherical shape. The animal is affable in attitude, and its lively laughs, at length, tranverse the territorial tops of its delightful desert dwelling. But, bouncing, by-far, is the beast’s preferred practice of progression rather than racing as the rest. The beast's buoyant body affords it ample armor from coarse crags and cuspate cacti. A fellow's flintlock is far from formidable, rather the recoil of the rubberado’s rubbery rough, results in any rock, rouge or rocket ricocheting without reservation. Correspondingly, the culinary curious, who have considered making a meal of its mysterious mutton, forthwith face far further than a fee for their feast. For these daring dinners are then discovered darting directly downward then departing desperately in a different direction, continuing to constantly chuckle until there their ultimate unrest is undone. Ⓢ ⓘ
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WHING-WHANG: An anomalous animal, of the assortment ambidextrous, which, with a whip and a whirl of its twisting tail, it takes to transcribing its title on the sultry sands of some sequestered spot. The whing-whang writes “whing-whang, whing-whang, whing-whang” without worry on a night nearly as nebulous as those of nor. Ⓢ
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DISMAL SAUGER: A miserable and melancholy mammalian mustering a curiously comical coat of cyprus surrounded in the slimy slush of some somber swamp. The dismal drip-drop of dew down this doleful and dubious devil does bombard bystanders with bleakness of being and hysteria in their head. Hundreds of hunters who have heard the resonance of river-rot raining right off the offending ogre are on and on left to a life of limitless lunacy. x

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